chunky monkey

A person, usually a male, who is attracted to other people who are overweight. Similar to a chubby chaser.

Yeah, my brother is a chunky monkey, always chasing fat chicks.

by the other theo June 24, 2004

monkey bumper

One who is not a negro, who has sexual relations with a Negro.

Since the ethnicity of his sex partners is unimportant to Joe- he is also a monkey bumper.

by Shameless75110 June 15, 2009

Swaggless Monkey

Some Who Is Champ, Who Has No Life, Friends Or Money.. Or Just Dont Have Swag.. Other Terms: Swaggles Donkey (You Can Name Anything That Rhymes With Monkey)

If Some Says Something Stupid You Can Say" You Swaggless Monkey!"

While Every1 Was Partying She Was Doing Homework
"Shes A Swagless Monkey"

by Laurel High Crew May 28, 2010

marketing monkey

n. A person who works in sales or marketing. Generally connotes a person lacking detailed knowledge of the product they are selling. As a result they promise nonexistent features to customers or are ignorant of existing features.

"I can't believe those marketing monkeys told the customers the new model has a built-in toaster oven!"

by D_anonymous October 12, 2005

Bunker Monkey

Paintball Reference: someone who jumps from bunker to bunker without getting hit.

That little bunker monkey is a tough bitch to tag.

by mobilechimp September 11, 2005

Monkey Bitch

A girl who not only has at least three stray hairs on her chest, but also demonstrates anti-social behavior.

Wow, Carol, that monkey bitch, just called Ted an asshole, then slapped him with her hair-ridden paw.

by Teddie K April 5, 2008

monkey slapper

Some one who masturbates to much.

Fred is a total monkey slapper

by assjugs July 1, 2008