full nokia

Someone who goes off Facebook, then WhatsApp, then Instagram . . . and never signs up for Signal or Telegram.

Hey, I've been trying to get hold of Mike, but it looks like he's gone Full Nokia.

by Kreltch Meister Mike March 29, 2021

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a full sized reject

A fat Twat where getting rejected by women has become a hobbie. It is said that in a certain place in England, when a full sized reject gets rejected, it is a tradition for the spectaters to sing,
" Hey fatty boom boom, can't get a Number!"

That boy over there has just got rejected, hes a full sized reject!
"Hey Fatty Boom boom, can't get a number!"

by pancake-lover March 11, 2010

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Full skunk

1: kissing your partner as if you were Pepé Le Pew

I asked him to full skunk me last night.

by SpectralSkills November 24, 2018

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Full house

When she makes you finish in all three sexual practices

Well like i was saying terry, last night the missus treated me to a full house, and its not even my birthday

by The real mr grey March 13, 2019

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full turtle

When something is so awkward/horrifying you pull your shirt, jacket or sweatshirt to cover your face. Normally this contains/disguises your laughing fit.

Someone looked up what truffle butter was, I full turtled for 5 min.

by Reallyallnamesaretaken April 17, 2015

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