Real accomplishments

Seriously?

Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.

Really real. Some super real accomplishments that are totally earned and make you better than everyone. That's what all of your stuff is. Just... Just super real and super earned. Your social lysenkoism is true and correct and the only things more real than your accomplishments are retards. They're the most real people (in my book). I love this new version of honesty I'm trying! It's great because instead of saying what I want to say, I say what I'm allowed to say under threat of violence and theft. And that's how things shout be! Because if I'm allowed to say things people don't like, it's an affront to their ability to violence me. So I need to watch what I say to other people and other people need to... Not do that to me... Because if I violence people for saying things I don't like I go to prison immediately because I don't have fucku money... BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE! I'm turning over a new leaf! Maybe I'll write a monologue later about how genetically and morally inferior I am to everyone (Especially retards with fat cocks). Or maybe a poem about how I should be respecting women for fucking retards. And then I'll find a woman who doesn't want to fuck me and just give her all my money. All of those are good plan! I'm definitely going to do most of them later."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2023

Real real funny guy

If she calls you a "real real funny guy" than you better treat her like gold. Because this means she is totally into you, infact she's probably just starting to realize that she is.

That sexy cheerleader told the nerd he was a real real funny guy, Ya there totally a couple now!

by Wutwutdeff June 1, 2024

Real fellur hours

From 12 am to 12 am is when you call up your fellow brothers and tell them how much you Appreciate them.

Guy#1 yeehaw its real fellur hours borther

Guy#2 oh damn time to call up my borther

by TheKingOfTheWalruses July 15, 2018

Real Talk

1. A disclaimer before a comment, which could potentially be misconstrued as sarcasm, that affirms it is completely true and/or sincere.

Real talk: This definition is correct. Accept no substitutes.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2025

A Real One

Willing to do anything sensual for your homies

Example: Only a real one can tickle my inside properly.

by CleverLeo202 November 19, 2022

Real Nigga

Me

I am a real nigga

by SpinaX August 9, 2021

UK Real Rap

A subgenre of UK Rap where the production is mellow and slow with an emotional feel as the bpm being at average of 90bpm and the lyrics consist of storytelling which depicts real life situation people relate and go through which can be emotional or yet gritty.

Drill is dying UK Real Rap is coming back.

Real rap artist : Rimzee , Potter Payper , Young Teflon , Marnz Malone , Joe Blacks , Benny Banks , Ard Adz , Nines

by mrunheardof May 19, 2024