I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights

British name for chips

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."

by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.

by Anon42283 March 3, 2024

《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》And《¤》Jennifer《¤》Rodriguez《¤》Symbol《¤》S《¤》Offspring《¤》Is《¤》Called《¤》Chesire《¤》

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《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》And《¤》Jennifer《¤》Rodriguez《¤》Symbol《¤》S《¤》Offspring《¤》Is《¤》Called《¤》Chesire《¤》

by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025

《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》And《¤》Jennifer《¤》Rodriguez《¤》'《¤》S《¤》Offspring《¤》Is《¤》Called《¤》Chesire《¤》

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《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》And《¤》Jennifer《¤》Rodriguez《¤》'《¤》S《¤》Offspring《¤》Is《¤》Called《¤》Chesire《¤》

by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025