A game for 8 year olds to shoot at their own team and cry when older and actually experienced players correct them.
by Skrr skrr bodak yellow March 15, 2018
A Major FPS Franchise which have over 1 Billion copies sold, and is basically a drug. Once you play, you will rage like a huge fucking bitch. Many kids play this game because parents think of this as some Online Daycare. C.O.D - Childrens Online Daycare Something else you will find in this game is a few clans! Some known as - FaZe, Red, SoaR, and more!
Kid: fuk u nub i will rek u 1v1 me feggot on cod blops2
Guy: Umm.. okay?
-The guy would proceed to own the kid in a match-
Kid: FUCKING HACKER!! I AM CALLING MICROSCOFT!
That is, Call of Duty.
Guy: Umm.. okay?
-The guy would proceed to own the kid in a match-
Kid: FUCKING HACKER!! I AM CALLING MICROSCOFT!
That is, Call of Duty.
by Bryan Allahu Akbar November 24, 2016
by I eat forks March 22, 2021
A sexual act where you hide in the corner of a room until someone walks in and then you jump on them and have sex with them while calling them the N word and then when you're finished all your friends break in through the windows and doors and rob them of all their belongings.
by MarcusJStrong December 05, 2023
A game series that hasn’t gotten better in a long time. In fact, the series is getting worse over time. Vanguard’s my proof. Zombies is the only good, fun part of those games.
Person 1: Call of Duty is trash! The old games are the only good ones, with a few others.
Person 2: Call of Duty: Vanguard is an amazing game, what are you taking about?
Person 1: *Kicks Person 2 into the stratosphere*
Person 2: Call of Duty: Vanguard is an amazing game, what are you taking about?
Person 1: *Kicks Person 2 into the stratosphere*
by Cum-Chalice April 22, 2022
Duggie: BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! Ooo I luv playin my cal uv dootus.
Marvin: Alright Duggie, I’m gonna watch TV.
Duggie! But Marvin I wanna play ma cals uf dutus.
Marvin: Duggie, you can play Call of Duty later.
Duggie: Fine fowk!
*black ops Cold War ad plays*
Marvin: OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!!!
*eas alert plays*
EAS: THIS IS NOT A TEST! REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A TEST! THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN TRANSMITTED FROM DUGGIE! MARVIN PLEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
*eas alert ends*
Duggie: i wan da nu galla dootis
Marvin: NO DUGGIE!!!
Marvin: Alright Duggie, I’m gonna watch TV.
Duggie! But Marvin I wanna play ma cals uf dutus.
Marvin: Duggie, you can play Call of Duty later.
Duggie: Fine fowk!
*black ops Cold War ad plays*
Marvin: OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!!!
*eas alert plays*
EAS: THIS IS NOT A TEST! REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A TEST! THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN TRANSMITTED FROM DUGGIE! MARVIN PLEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
*eas alert ends*
Duggie: i wan da nu galla dootis
Marvin: NO DUGGIE!!!
by Not_Ceehny May 22, 2021