the act of b-hole fucking a bitch and nutting in her rectal cavity, then proceeding to shit in her loose b-hole on top of her shit and the nut. then topping the delicious treat with a substance of your choice, preferably whipped cream.
chadd gave sam the biggest chocolate layered cake last night while paul video taped and added the final topping.
by grant leon October 02, 2007
A soothing, grooming process for your carnal treasure. It includes an initial brazilian wax followed by a facial of sorts ("vagacial") to soothe the waxed region. The final touch is vajazzling, which involves a beautiful arrangement of rhinestones. Completely non-invasive and perfect for special occasions, such as bachelorette parties or preparation for your wedding night. Or prom.
by Anal Hell Shinny Wonk September 02, 2010
someone who pulls some hoe shit like ditchin they friends for a girl; someone who is soft,that get punked all the time and don't do shit about it
1. Jim- "ay Jon, u bout to go to the club with us and pull some hoes yo girlfriend outta town u need to have some fun." Jon- "naw man i'ma play pillow talk with ma girl and talk to her all night."
2.Some body that gets ranked and doesn't do nething about it.Ex.-Tim- "man Don, u so dark that if somebody did a drive-by on u, the bullets would come back and ask for a flashlight." Don-(says nothing at all and contiunes to get ranked cause he a cake ass nigga)
2.Some body that gets ranked and doesn't do nething about it.Ex.-Tim- "man Don, u so dark that if somebody did a drive-by on u, the bullets would come back and ask for a flashlight." Don-(says nothing at all and contiunes to get ranked cause he a cake ass nigga)
by Anthony January 03, 2005
so while im changing your oil would you like me to go get the funnel and give you burnt funnel cake?
by capt long schlong January 27, 2010
by (:shizzay! April 07, 2011
A Piece of Shit Cake is usually used as an insult to refer to a bastardized individual whom has caused you great inconvenience, grief, heart ache, murderous thoughts, and other various nasties.
by Leto172010 June 04, 2010
To say "Ok, Let's cut some cake" and then immediately, and in slow motion say, "Cut some cake". To properly cut some cake, one must hold a cake knife and be able to alter time into a slow-motion state to repeat one's self. Vomitting upon the cake is mandatory.
Okay, Let's cut some cake... cccuuuttt sssooommmeee cccaaakkkeee.
by Gut Zum Gake July 15, 2010