chris

the biggest jrotc kid you'll ever meet. most likely a head pushed. a little bit of everything bad.

someone: "wow that kids really annoying and hates women"
someone else: "i bet thats a chris"

by jrotchater69 October 27, 2020

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Frat Chris

a college fraternity that one person is.

frat chris is life

by fredo santana is 🔥🔥🔥 June 1, 2015

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Chris Noyes

The classic dumbass college freshman. Loves to get blackout and vomit his alcoholic beverages wherever he goes. Usually fucks 6s or 7s. Sometimes referred to as: “retard”, or “Fucker with autism”.

Goddamnit it’s that retard Chris Noyes. He fucking sucks.

by Not here? March 10, 2020

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chris

good looking, kind, but makes stupid decisions. likes breaking up with Emilee to date Taylor.

every girl wants him.

girl: do you see thAT HOT DUDE
other girls: that is chris

by Emilee716 November 1, 2019

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Chris

Unloyal, selfish guy who always puts himself before others. Never has time for anything or anyone because he’s too hook on video games and useing girls for sex. Dick size is also sub par <3

Her: I hope I never date a Chris.
Me: Good, he’ll waste your tim and use you then throw you away like you were nothing.

by Super Thicc Succ ;) April 8, 2018

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Chris and Ross is an amazing couple for the long term. There will be a couple bumps in their relationship, but in the end they really do love each other, and won't stop loving each other because they are very supportive and open minded, the best qualities to a healthy relationship. Typically Chris is the one who loves Ross the most in a relationship.

Chris and Ross gives me a Highschool Sweetheart vibe

by CodmasterNoscope420 June 23, 2020

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