An absolute rizz god, augmented with a thick, hard and hot black robocock made out of carbon fiber. He has the ability to rizz anyone near his vicinity with only his presence, no one is safe from his rizz.
Bystander 1: holy fuck, choom! It's Adam Smasher!
Bystander 2: my fucking god! He's so hot! I'd let him fuck my meat hole with his BBC any day!
Bystander 3: PLEASE, ADAM SMASHER! CALL ME A "FUCKABLE PIECE OF MEAT" AND USE YOUR BIG GUN TO OBLITERATE ME!
Bystander 2: my fucking god! He's so hot! I'd let him fuck my meat hole with his BBC any day!
Bystander 3: PLEASE, ADAM SMASHER! CALL ME A "FUCKABLE PIECE OF MEAT" AND USE YOUR BIG GUN TO OBLITERATE ME!
by Theconsumerofworlds69 November 6, 2023
Get the Adam Smashermug. This cool, funny, sometimes annoying white dude that tries his best to cheer you up. He doesn't really have a best friend but he has two really close friends. He always think that his lucky to have those two guys, and the guys think so too.
His a real lady charmer with the attitude that the ladies love.
Give Adam a day or two and you'll see why he doesn't have a best friend
Cos everyone wna be his best friend but he don't work like that
Adam is always online or on the internet
He might not be a while in the area but he will visit you bro
Don't sweat it
Adam won't forget about his close friends
His a real lady charmer with the attitude that the ladies love.
Give Adam a day or two and you'll see why he doesn't have a best friend
Cos everyone wna be his best friend but he don't work like that
Adam is always online or on the internet
He might not be a while in the area but he will visit you bro
Don't sweat it
Adam won't forget about his close friends
Guy1: Bro have you spoken to Adam yet?
Guy2: yeah I just met him and we gna go to his house and play Xbox 1
Guy2: yeah I just met him and we gna go to his house and play Xbox 1
by Bloodboy youngteen January 8, 2019
Get the Adammug. 
*Canned food hits the medial malleolus*
Me: “Argh! I hit my, ughh, what’s it called....?”
“My Shin’s Adam’s Apple!!”
Friend: “.....yo, what did you just called it? :v”
Me: “Argh! I hit my, ughh, what’s it called....?”
“My Shin’s Adam’s Apple!!”
Friend: “.....yo, what did you just called it? :v”
by Continue18 February 28, 2021
Get the Shin’s Adam’s Applemug. by Ye old Bean November 3, 2020
Get the Adammug.