Critical shot

A situation when u are boning her pussy and ur dong suddenly slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.

by Scaffold June 5, 2019

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vintage cock shot

Vintage cock shot is a term for second hand photos of a male reproductive organ originating from a previous time.

The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.

He sent me a vintage cock shot! He didn't just take this photo- it is recycled! He took it another day for another girl!

by whiteoakgrl17 September 25, 2011

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The term commonly associated with straight males in porn is also used/referenced as a collection of sexual images one imagines when masturbating. The images may vary in description and action but are almost always sexually charged.

Me: "I masturbate to cum shots of you more than I do to porn"
You: "Thanks"

by brioriteedid May 21, 2019

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Flu-Shot

A 50 ml shooter bottle, an especially discrete choice of drink.

"I gotta go get my flu-shots before this funeral"

by bootybandit608 January 11, 2025

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Dog shot

A type of shotgun ammunition, much like birdshot or buckshot, developed for the US police for killing pets when visiting random people's houses.

-Holy shit man, the cops just paid me a visit and they shot Steve for no reason!
-Damn I'm so sorry man, did they use dog shot shells?

by Szczur01 July 30, 2021

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hungry man shot

When you smash a chick that you would ordinarily NEVER smash but for the fact that you were so damn horny!

After striking out with every other chick in the club, Tyrone ended up going home with Keisha on the low as a Hungry Man Shot! (She was a Hungry Man Shot)

by BoomerNYC July 5, 2017

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