Poop-eye

Because Louis couldn't pronounce grandpa.

"I can't say grandpa so I'm gonna just call him Poop-eye"-Louis
"Lol, same"-Everyone else
"Half of my bones are metal"-Poop-eye

by DimmyJonaldsson October 1, 2022

poop scootch

When a dog wipes its butt after going poo by dragging their butt on the ground using their two front legs.

My dog always does a poop scootch on the grass after going poo.

It is the worst when my dog does a poop scootch on my carpet/flooring.

by Marlo D December 17, 2021

Poop swoosh

When you pop a squat on the royal throne and your dookie drops into the water and disappears into the sewer without having to flush the toilet..don’t forget to wipe though

Yo Jared, I encountered the iconic poop swoosh while taking a dump today!

by Mike Oxhot December 24, 2021

Poop feet

When you poop and then don’t shower for the rest of the day and fecal matter particles remain on your feet.

Are you seriously gonna get in this bed with those poop feet? Go take a shower Alana!

by Pantherking December 29, 2021

poop dysmorphia

When your poop felt bigger or smaller than it actually was.

I thought I took a big poop only to find little pebbles. Man, that’s some poop dysmorphia.

by Tianus March 10, 2022

Marcus poop

Man who is at blame for all misfortune in the world and also has a huge black penis.

Jeez bro I just came down with aids, that damn Marcus poop must have planted it inside of me.

by The elusive MP March 24, 2022

Poop Sock

The "Number 2" version of a Pee Bottle. A sock which is often used by World of Warcraft players during long raid nights as a place to poop into when leaving to use the toilet is not feasible.

Younger players will often hide these poop socks under their beds rather than disposing of them properly, to the surprise and disdain of their mothers.

"Hold on a sec, team. I have to poop."
"You can't leave, we're in the middle of the boss fight. You got to use your poop sock."

by Fred Boulderdash March 25, 2022