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monkey scruff

the hairy area between ones balls and asshole; where ass-lint is most easily located. hardest place to rinse while taking shower.
yo man check out this asslint I dug up from my monkey scruff.
by dan March 1, 2005
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monkey clap

Slapping someone with both hands on either side of their face, in a clapping motion.
Inspired by Donkey Kong.
Oooh triple KO with the MONKEY CLAP!
by Ben Berkowitz March 21, 2008
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chunky monkey

a nickname that a guy gave to his girlfriend cus shes eats alot and her tummys squishy but his is hard:O
boy: " que paso mi chunky monkey"
girl:" hey mi flaco taco" lol
by another chunky-monkey June 22, 2011
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ass monkey

Small monkey like creatures the size of leprichauns who crawl around your ass while your asleep. ass monkeys usually wedgie guys in tighty whites or chicks wearing g's or thongs. As monkers are also the reason lint appears in your ass. If you capture an ass monkey it will play poker with you.
*Chick* I got such a wedgie last night
*guy* Me to, I blame ass monkeys
*Chick* You were tighy whites? You a fag nerd
by PAki chan June 9, 2005
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monkey fucker

monkey fucker definded as; the lowest form of a nigger lover . a girl that fucks niggers that other niggers wont even consider fucking, a girl that thinks its cool to fuck blks but to stupid to realize all niggers are not created equal that some niggers are absoloutly not fuckable. heaven forbid that she become pregnated by one. can you imagen what the baby monkey might grow up to be.
If thats the thing you ben fuckin that god damn silver back mountain gorilla then we aint fucking anymore cause i aint fuckin no monkey fucker.
by srg898989 August 31, 2017
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chunky monkey

A person, usually a male, who is attracted to other people who are overweight. Similar to a chubby chaser.
Yeah, my brother is a chunky monkey, always chasing fat chicks.
by the other theo June 24, 2004
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monkey bumper

One who is not a negro, who has sexual relations with a Negro.
Since the ethnicity of his sex partners is unimportant to Joe- he is also a monkey bumper.
by Shameless75110 June 15, 2009
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