National slap the next person you see day

November 24

Hey Joe guess what day it is. What day? National slap the next person you see day *slaps*

by Dani sa November 23, 2020

Normal-aged person

Somebody born in the 20th century.

It was all zoomers there, not a single normal-aged person in sight.

by RoundenBrown August 27, 2021

Punch a person named Landon day

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can

Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!

by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 10, 2024

famous person

A popular or notorious figure who is widely known around the world and is followed by / influenced the lives of millions of people.

Michael Jackson and Jesus Christ are widely regarded as the two most famous people of all time. And influenced the lives of billions of people globally. It’s said that in any part of the world people will know the name “Michael Jackson” or “Jesus Christ” even in uncontacted tribes in the Amazon. Jackson is so famous that if you google “most isolated island on earth” you’ll get a place where he has his own tribute artist and everyone knows who he is and listens to his music. Hitler is also a extremely famous person but on the opposite side of the spectrum, unlike Michael Jackson or Jesus whose name spreads through idolation and the personification of good, unity and popularity. His name spreads for being the personification of evil, he is the most infamous person. Two different kinds of fame

by K1ra July 11, 2024

Masturbatory personality disorder

It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.

“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”

by Girldick May 23, 2025

Person √-1

Person √-1 is Person 29's imaginary friend

Person 29: Hi Person √-1
Person √-1: Hi bro

by Dalmut Brothers September 7, 2024

that sounds like a personal problem

Every single teacher when I make sense in an argue ment

Me: teacher the homework isn’t loading

Teacher: well how about you load it

Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading

Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem

by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020