I'm skin your ass

The person is implying that they are the skin on your ass

I'm skin your ass and make myself a new fur coat

by Cheezeemcgee October 7, 2016

I'm used to it

The most painful thing someone can say while trying not to cry

Nah bro she didn't mess me up that bad I'm used to it

by Da5.9chummins November 4, 2023

I'm calling the police

A term used when someone does something extremely bad, weird, fucked up, degenerative, sexual, horny, frowned upon, or just something that makes your stomach feel like shit, or makes your heart actually fucking stop for a second because you need to catch a breath after seeing what bullshit someone posts or say. This term can also be used on sexual messages, if someone is being weird, people typically reply with "I'm calling the police" "What the fuck", and "FBI OPEN UP!". The phrase / slang "I'm calling the police" is an effective way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, and for them to reconsider their life before saying something again or to tell someone your really fucked up and need psychotic help now. The term is similar to replying the suicide hotline number "1-800-273-TALK (8255)" , to tell someone to call it, and seek mental help (since they probably do tbh).

Guy 1: What were you doing? It's been like 6 hours!.

Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.

Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.

by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023

I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU

Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.

by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022

You all are gay i'm normal

When all people in a group chat act like gays.

Created in a group chat from a guy names Nils

"You all are gay I'm normal"

by xxxmeowchanxxx July 25, 2017

The thing I'm called to do

I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.

Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023

I'm just sayin'.

An ineffective attempt to disown responsibility for being an asshole that actually emphasizes the fact that you are indeed an asshole.

Me: Ow, that coffee is HOT!
Asshole: You are such a wimp. I'm just sayin'.

Me: Take that asshole (while pouring hot coffee on the asshole's shoes).

by Ahbalogna September 3, 2020