Skip to main content

Slinchin’ a Grinch

Taking a shit. The frayed tapering turd end looks the top of Grinch’s head. Typically an effortless slide out. Hence the “slinchin’” not pinchin’.
Man that combo late got me ready for slinchin’ a grinch!
by FonzFTW August 13, 2024
mugGet the Slinchin’ a Grinch mug.

The Giffnock Grape Grinder

When a male takes their balls and another male grinds them up until it becomes a liquid form and then chugs it, But if they don’t finish it in one sip then they have to get their balls and have them dried into raisins.
The giffnock grape grinder, Dude thats gnaaarrrllyy
by lolpoppyclipper February 9, 2026
mugGet the The Giffnock Grape Grinder mug.
Related Words

Valentine’s Grinch

A Valentine’s Grinch is someone, almost exclusively single and often for a very long time, who hates Valentine’s Day and spends the entire day shitting on it.
Mwahahaha, it’s raining on Valentine’s Day! Look at how miserable all these couples are!

I am the biggest Valentine’s Grinch of them all. I hate Valentine’s Day so much.
by Shepherd Guy February 17, 2026
mugGet the Valentine’s Grinch mug.

Tour de Grindr

A "tour de Grindr" is often used humorously or colloquially to describe a situation where someone actively explores or engages with multiple people on Grindr in a short period. It can imply a casual or fast-paced approach to dating, hookups, or socializing via the app, sometimes even across different locations in a city or while traveling.
Freshly single and feeling adventurous, Marco embarked on a tour de Grindr, hopping from one hookup to the next like it was a competitive sport.
by johnsonmyjohnson February 20, 2025
mugGet the Tour de Grindr mug.

The Pepper Grinder

To mime performing fellatio on an Penis so big that you need both hands to hold it and paying extra attention to the testicles while simultaneously stroking the shaft.
He wasn't pretending to suck a huge cock while cradling the balls, I told them we were going to get a pizza called the Throat Goat that had extra ground pepper on it. He was just pretending to grind extra pepper on his pizza, he wasn't doing The Pepper Grinder or anything.

Go and rewatch that car video. I told my kids we were going to get a pizza called the throat goat that had extra ground pepper on it. They had no idea what I was talking about number one and number two I never mentioned anybody's name or likeness.
by The Dungeoneers April 2, 2025
mugGet the The Pepper Grinder mug.

Montana Sausage Grinding

Having sex with a penis using the foreskin of another penis but both parties have to either be from Montana or actively in Montana
Guy 1: “Hey since our trips goes through Montana how about we do a bit of Montana Sausage Grinding?”

Guy 2: “Dude… fuck, yes.”
by Dihhhfinitions June 5, 2025
mugGet the Montana Sausage Grinding mug.

montana sausage grind

2 guys rubbing their cocks together through a pair of jeans
Me and jake montana sausage grinded last night
by fortnitestroker76 June 6, 2025
mugGet the montana sausage grind mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email