99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

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Free Promo

if u broke and cant afford promo dm @eggplantug on ig

i need some free promo but im broke

just dm @eggplantug

by eggplant underground November 24, 2024

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free playstation

getting banned from the popular game overwatch 2 for 6 days ):

russian guy : dawg i wrote free playstation in the overwatch 2 chat and i got banned

big ass guy: its cuz ur crippled bro

by crippled russian April 26, 2023

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free tattoo

A cut from skateboarding that is very large.

Tony hawk: dude that was a gnarly fall but free tattoo

by notatowelhead April 10, 2017

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1. The act of charging a fee for something valuable that can’t be learned or taught without the knowledge and experience of living through it in real life…

2. Keeping something to yourself that you know can accumulate revenue and can be profitable if sold not told…

3. The make up of an individuals swagg, characteristics, morals, values, and principles that make him/her uniquely different from others that can’t be cloned… everything about oneself that others seek to obtain or learn, but keeping it to yourself and charging a fee for the game you possess is sets you apart from giving out “free game”

1: Her: can you show me how to post an add
Him: Man U kno it ain’t nun free over here it’s no free game wit me

“Man I’m not giving out no free game when this play hit Forsure”

I’m taxin everybody for this move ain’t no free game this way at all…

by Finessekingsmoke September 19, 2023

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