"Did you hear about the bride on her hen-do? She drank 10 pints of Snakebite and two bowls of peanuts and twiglets, then took some poor bloke upstairs to give him a blowie. She was so drunk she overcooked it, hit the clacker & filled his boxers!"
"Shit, Jim, his momma ain't ever gonna get those stains out"
"Shit, Jim, his momma ain't ever gonna get those stains out"
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That comedian was terrible. Someone should tell him to quit talking in the Cracked Voice. Only twelve-year-olds think that's funny.
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