Beef

old lady's call up McDonalds looking for it

"Where's the beef?!?!?!?"

by just... wow June 8, 2004

beef

something that's difficult to deal with

what's your beef with me?

by AMP February 23, 2001

beef

To add bullshit to a final product so that it appears bulkier and filled with content.

Dude, that paper is skimpy. Why don't you add some beef to it?

by V. S. March 7, 2001

Beef

When you spark a brer

You brer *spark*

by Bæf (roymundo) May 3, 2003

beef twinkie

An uncut penis.

Crissy: “Oh my god Roger fucked me senseless with his massive beef twinkie last night.”
Jen: “Wow, I never imagined he was uncircumcised!”

by Rook Castle October 14, 2024

imaginary beef

You have beef with someone for no reason or beef that doesn't exist

Sarah: I have beef with Laura!
Sadie: Sure, it’s probably imaginary beef
Sarah: No, it's not
Sadie: Do you know why you have beef with her?
Sarah: No, I just do
Sadie: Exactly, that's imaginary beef

by NotLauren22 November 11, 2024

Beef whistle

Slang term for penis

13 year old me when I discover that my beef whistle has function

by There was rfk junior November 21, 2024