Beat

To have sex

So I was ‘beating’ my wife the other day...
She came back to mine but she didn’t let me ‘beat’.

by Beer Rap and Banter Podcast January 17, 2018

Beats Goku

Used to describe something (whether it be a character, item, ability, or mechanic) that is stupidly overpowered.

"I fucking hate playing midladder, I'm stuck with level 12 cards while my opponent's mega knight literally beats goku"

by onion turtle October 21, 2025

Beating around the bush

When you smack your dick on a girl pussy who don’t shave

To get her ready, bro, I was beating around the bush

by Watchyakno May 14, 2019

beating your chicken

masterbaiting

“were you beating your chicken to my nudes? lol”

by greasygolffish June 30, 2018

beat your shrine while you whine

When urban dictionary rejects your definition so you masturbate while you are bawling your eyes out while playing MOONLIGHT by xxxtentacion

beat your shrine while you whine:

me ima beat my shrine while i whine because jeff is being a peice of shit

by Baznigger April 26, 2019

Beat

Or beet, meaning red or flushed/Rosie in the facial area of the head. Lol the DR. Harvey approved this message.....lmao got em.....!lol

Your face is beat!

by Harvey the Doctor July 17, 2016

Better baiting bolt beating

The AI equivalent of post nut clarity. Often used when a discord bot is screwed and needs a few kinks worked on.

Person 1: Right now, it's a bot issue, as in the bot isn't doing what we tell it to do lol
Person 2: That bot needs to relieve some sexual tension

Person 3:So what I'm understanding is your saying the bot needs a better baiting bolt beating release?
Person 1: huh!?
Person 2: I perform better after a tune up.
Person 3: So you need to get better at baitin and beatin them bolts and the bot will think clearly

by XwtfbobX October 18, 2022