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beef up

A slang term meaning to increase or enhance something, originating from the word for "meat." Often used in contexts where something needs to be made more substantial or improved.
McDonald's has decided to beef up their marketing strategy to attract more customers this quarter.
by Emotional Cruiser August 3, 2025
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Humble Beef

humble beefs (noun)
Definition:

A mild or low-stakes dispute—petty drama that’s acknowledged with a wink, not a war. Usually involves light jabs, small disagreements, or playful rivalry where both sides keep it respectful. The “humble” part means the conflict is restrained, ironic, or self-aware.
Petty but Polite
A disagreement over trivial things, often couched in polite language.
Example: Arguing in the group chat about the “right” way to load the dishwasher, then ending with “lol all love.”

Friendly Fire
A rivalry between friends, often for comedic effect or inside-joke continuity.
Example: Trash-talking your friend’s favorite sports team while knowing they’ll roast you back.

Self-Deprecating Beef
When one party humorously picks a fight with themselves or admits their side is flawed.
Example: “I have humble beef with my own playlist for betraying me with a Nickelback track.”

Clout-Lite Drama
Internet spats staged for attention without actual malice—often subtle enough to fly under casual observers’ radar.
Example: Musicians throwing tiny shade at each other on Twitter so fans can “decode” it.

Petty Justice
Standing up for a principle in a way that’s obviously disproportionate to the stakes, but still kind of admirable.
Example: Leaving a Yelp review just to correct the spelling of “martini” on the menu.
by MatthewDonovan August 8, 2025
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Roast Beef

Logan’s dream of fucking Mia and her roast beef
Logan: “I had a dream last night I was fucking Mia’s Roast Beef”
by bobby124912039804 September 8, 2025
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Slap Beef

A polite way to tell someone to fuck off.
Can you help me with this?”
“No, slap beef.”
by The Rusty September 11, 2025
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Beef Monster Munch

A Woman who chases you round the club with poppers while also looking like a Beef Monster Munch
by wooboowoo January 23, 2025
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Beef Tomato

A juicy, robust, enticing like a red tomato, person that you just cant resist. One might say, they would be perfect in a salad. Beef Tomato's are well renown for their meaty, fleshy, freaky candor. Beware, for size may vary, might get scary.
Yo gyals a beef tomatoe......

I want me a beef tomatoe
by ashispaniking January 29, 2025
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