megawhore mother cell

A cell containing every STD imaginable, including both the HIV and full blown AIDS.

Husband: What caused my wife's HIV diagnosis?

Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.

by kopykopykopy December 27, 2011

Your Mother

The woman I formicate with daily

Friend: "Hey dude, I bet you never had sex ever,"
Me: "Well you should ask your mother, and see how much I actually do fuck."

by Broman memedude February 2, 2023

the mother answer.

A typical answer a mother gives so she doesn't hurt anyone's feelings

When asked who her favorite Child was she gave the mother answer. That she loved all her kids equally and had no favorite but everyone knows she was lieing.

by chuck e cheese June 4, 2015

Ur brother a mother

Like the other types of sick burns (ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny a tranny, etc..) this is a new burn that superspooon came up with on ifunny

“Ur brother a mother”

by SpoonKing May 13, 2018

Ho Hum Mother Fucker

Typically a co-worker with no innovation while carrying out their tasks. Someone happy with the status quo with no thoughts about how to improve.

"How was Greg's presentation?"
"How do you think? That ho hum mother fucker hasn't changed it in years!"

by Justanobody714 January 18, 2017

$MOTHER

A Thick White Hoe

*” cuh did u see bih she was $mother asf”
*“i need me ah thicc white ho like $mother”
adjective -Describing a great mass

by Lönny Löö May 29, 2024

Mother

The reason you are here. The person you call mama, the one your dad fucked. The wife of your father . Your MOTHER!...

Mother, did you give birth to me ? Or am I adopted?...

Mamaaaaaaaaaaa!! What's lunch?

by {Sun_with_anxiety} February 2, 2022