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Chris

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The action of re-sending the same memes to the group chat, forgetting that you had sent them just previously
You already sent that, stop Chrissing
by CrabcakesCarcinogenicsGhost October 17, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

chris christie express

The flight from Newark Airport to South Bend, named after the New Jersey governor who frequently flies the route to see his daughter at Notre Dame
John: How are you getting back to campus?
Mark: I’m taking the Chris Christie Express!
by This isn’t a pseudonym October 11, 2018
mugGet the chris christie expressmug.

Chris

Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.
Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris
by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Some dude with a big ass dick they probably call him piton
I wanna lay Chris
by Good Guy Chris June 20, 2022
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris Harding

Yeah Wow, just bought you 30 double rum and cokes mate. I’m feeling like Chris Harding tonight!
by Yoffer June 8, 2024
mugGet the Chris Hardingmug.

Chris Chae

One that doesn't make sense.

Nothing about him/she/it makes sense because everything makes sense.
i.e. identity, part of he/she/it's body, etc.

Many refer to this kind as "chrischaeology"
He is such a Chris Chae.
by imakealotofsense April 9, 2022
mugGet the Chris Chaemug.

Chris

terrible at modern warfare im tired of carrying this fucking pile of shit he can barely get one kill hes literal dogshit he thinks hes better than me but i can beat him 200-0 in a sniper 1v1 without trying while hes literally cheating im telling you man this guy is dogshit never play with anyone named chris unless you're ready to carry an absolute sack of shit
by bigman5482 August 3, 2020
mugGet the Chrismug.

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