Your mom's face pouch 

The next response in the progression of the "your mom" insult protocol. Meaningless and yet replete with significance. With proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.

Speaker 1: Your mom.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.

Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb

Etc.

Your mom's face pouch by moydog April 5, 2010

your mom 

what you say when you get pissed off at someone

your stoopid
YOUR MOM IS STUPIDER!

your mom by Fuck you clit face October 15, 2010

your shits beat 

The meaner, or manner in which someone conducts a situation or carrys themself. Usually in a displeasing way towards the person on the receiving end.

You- Hey Lou, want to go hang out after class.

Lou- No I think I'm just going to sit a home and be lame.

You- Ah man your shits beat!

your shits beat by doolinism January 20, 2011

Your a cool kid 

A sarcastic remark of telling someone that they are cool when trying to show off.

guy1: Bro! I just did a 720 kickflip.

guy2: Well your a cool kid.

guy1: >.<

Your a cool kid by Jesse Hoppe March 19, 2011

Your face on a plate 

Insult similar to 'your mum' but for smaller kids so you don't offend them too much!

Younger sister: Why is your ball bigger than mine?

You: Why is your face on a plate bigger than the ball?

Your face on a plate by edgeFoHg January 5, 2012

Your mom 

what people substitute in for an answer in third grade, and have absolutely no idea what it means. Commonly used by older people, which is sad, because the only time it was funny was in third grade.
stupid fuckers

mom- what did you do at school today honey?
idiot kid- your mom
mom- im sorry i pushed you out of my vagina

Your mom by AliceSuperstarrr October 9, 2012

Your mom 

A type of joke about a persons mother

Your mom is so fat

Your mom by Kaikaikai February 8, 2015