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Portable vagina

A portable vagina is sexual toy that guys play with when they don’t have a girlfriend :-() -> HA LOL
Omgsh this portable vagina feels just like the real thing
by Logang_pauler_TACOGANGSTER-BOY February 2, 2018
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vagina cart

A vagina cart is a cart that a weak man uses when he breaks his leg . The proper name is a knee scooter or a knee walker . When the man is to much of a pussy to use crutches , he might use a vagina cart to move around .
Hey Mike , look at Joe , he is using a vagina cart instead if crutches . What a pussy!!
by Pc289 March 10, 2014
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Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.
Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!
by titarrot June 6, 2019
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Vagina

The hole between a girls legs. It is used for sex and urinating. There is a pocket about 4 inches deep used to hold a mans penis during sex. During sex, When the woman is "turned on" it will be slippery inside to guide the mans penis in quicker. Once the mans penis in in, he can start cumming, this is a substance used to make babys. He will cum inside you. A sex toy shaped like a penis can also be used for training.
I missed having sex with my boyfriend! It felt so good with his penis in my vagina!
by Ohnowhat is a handle March 14, 2022
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Vagina Bagging

The sorting of and storing of used, battered vaginas.
"This cougar night seems played out, I'm going to have to a lot of vagina bagging."
by supremevillianxaby April 18, 2012
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fishy vagina

Smelly vagina because you have an infection and you might die because your boyfriend was very intimate and hated your fishy pussy, so he dumped you. Also you may be pregnant from watching too much porn on your only fans and porn hub websites. Old creep
“Ewwww Vanessa, you have a very fishy vagina. No more sex with me, I know you love my —-“
by Anonymouscreepppp February 22, 2025
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muddy vagina

The act of pooping your pants and smearing it all over your crotch.
Jasmine made a boom boom and gave herself a muddy vagina.
by kungfumelissa March 4, 2024
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