Middlesex University

Middlesex University is the smallest in the UK, the events are shit but wildddd. People who go here are hard af

Middlesex University is so small

by Kat007 December 17, 2020

Sexiest Man in the Universe

His name is George, he has hints of red in his hair when he’s under the sun, and he is a giraffe. He is totally unaware of how amazing and sexy he is, but that just makes him 10x sexier. He has the most soothing, sexy voice. And he is perfect. In Alpaca’s eyes. Rumour has it he is taken so all the girls should not even try.

Oh look he’s the sexiest man in the universe it must be Spider Giraffe.

by Cow_fr July 6, 2025

University

A womb for people who are not ready to face the reality.

University is a womb.

by cum-on March 12, 2023

blob universe

its a project that moriah elizabeth made , she makes blobs and then paints them . she wants to make 5,000 of them

moriah elizabeth has made pickle a blob universe blob

by zuzi :) June 27, 2024

augusta university

Nice campus but that’s about all that’s nice about it. The management sucks. The professors could care less about actually teaching. The advisors only advise you by making your life difficult. Good music program and band tho.

Guy 1: That girl is a total Augusta university.

Guy 2: Damn you’re right. She’s fine as hell with a nice ass voice but past that, she’s fucked beyond belief.

by Ronald Jeremiah June 20, 2019

Universal Child-Care

Oh wow! The woman thinks all of the tax dollars should go to WOMEN AND THE MEN THEY'RE FUCKING! That's where the tax dollars should go guys! To her. And then we pay for them to have periods. And then we pay them to not fuck us. And then we shut up and die. That's REAL compassion. That's what compassion looks like.

Hym "Oh, yeah, my money should go to women who don't fuck. That'd what equality looks like. That's called being equal. Everyone pays for you. You do whatever you want. And anyone who has a problem with it is silence and FORCED TO DO IT AGAINST THEIR WILL. Sounds familiar. Universal Child-care everybody."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

California State University Employee Union (CSUEU)

A union fighting for student assistants to have better pay, benefits, and FINALLY BE ABLE TO AFFORD PARKING!!

Wow, thank god me and all my friends voted #UnionYes so that student assistants across CSU campuses finally have affordable parking. Thanks California State University Employee Union (CSUEU).

by personlivinganddoingthings August 1, 2024