The Twix 

When you 2 finger your own asshole and then jam them in your partners mouth.

Girlfriend talking too much...need a moment..go for The Twix.

The Twix by The 3 Musketeers December 25, 2010

The true queen 

Daenerys Stormborn, first of her name, the unburnt, mother of dragons, khaleesi of the great grass sea, breaker of chains, queen of andals and the first men, lord protector of the seven kingdoms

The true queen is bomb

The true queen by Theoddone October 23, 2017

The Turducken 

The act of stuffing a mason jar in your urethra, while your friend stretches' his urethra wide enough to fit your mason jar (optionally filled with poop) stuffed penis into his. A third friend who MUST be uncircumcised will then be stretching his foreskin far and wide enough to cover the center of the penises (and the jar) with is foreskin and tie a knot. The individuals will begin to stroke each other to completion, just before the final participant ejaculates a brick is dropped on the jar. The knot is untangled and they each pull out.

ME and my buddies are about to make The Turducken.

The Turducken by PooFartPenis75 December 21, 2021

Rockin the Tard 

Personifying the less mentally proactive traits found on the extreme low end of the human genetic bell curve.

"Dude was rockin the tard hardcore. Yeah, stagediving rulez, but it helps if you actually have an audience. I ain't never seen an ass with teeth before but they say they can operate."

Rockin the Tard by Fecesboy June 1, 2004

clean the tuna bowl 

To douche (like they talk about in all the summer's eve commercials)

Mary Jane thought she might get some from Bubba Ray tonight, so she went inside to clean the tuna bowl before her date.

clean the tuna bowl by CaptainEntendre September 22, 2006

staining the table 

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

staining the table by Josh1981 February 7, 2008

Swank The Tank 

A wanna be party boy trying to be like frank the tank from old school but is really nothing like it at all. Will usually go to a party and maybe sip a beer, then lie and say he is wasted.

A: "Dude im totally wasted right now!!"
B: "I saw you poor your first beer out in the sink. Your acting like Swank The Tank."

Swank The Tank by jchig307 August 6, 2009