lil dad

The word for when you and someone else have both slept with the same person, but not each other.

"Ayyyy I heard that I'm a lil dad with Jay, now that they boinked Ray" --someone who also boinked Ray

by marxybro March 24, 2016

My dad

a rare phenomenon that happens once every 15 years and only happens when you win the lottery

My dad likes money

by me the 2.0 February 6, 2022

divorced dad music

Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.

My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal

by Luluthighwalker July 19, 2023

Dad

a person that disappears for all your life, and magically reappears when you are successful or doesnt come back at all. and while hes gone he fucks half of the world and smokes a bunch of weed

DAD WHERE ARE YOU

by crasta_pasta May 27, 2022

DAD

She got that WAP I got that DAD. We be da balance

...First said by Crank Lucas

DAD= Dry Ass Dick

by King ADG September 14, 2020

Dad

Milk shop

I'm off to the milk shop be home soon
69 years later.. mum where's dad
Dad.. funking kill yourself you 4 year old ill gladly take you to the golden gate bridge little dick brain

by Mamaimacriminal February 21, 2023

dad lore

The craziest and amazing stories your dad tells you about his life before he married your mother. They'll have you in awe, crying on the floor laughing, and jealous that your stories are lame in comparison.

Dad"Did I tell you the time I went backpacking through Europe"
Me "What? no you never told me that?
Dad " yeah well I did for 6 months. It was okay. I joined a soccer team and played in Barcelona for a couple of years. Anyway, when I first got to Spain I participated in the running of the bulls, and I jumped on one and was able to ride it through the whole thing. It was pretty cool"
Me "You rode bull? You went to Barcelona and played soccer??"

Dad " Yeah we had some crazy parties..."

Me" really?? tell me please"
Dad"haha another time. maybe when you're older"

me" you got the best dad lore"

by dr.marly December 9, 2023