prosper dad

Majority of “Prosper Dads” fully belive their son is getting a full ride football scholarship to a D1 school, has started their middle schooler on performance enhancing “vitamins” and considers it a compliment when their town is used as a derogatory adjective to describe their imprudent financial decisions (ie: “That’s very Prosper of them). They are so involved with their son’s sports career, that they choose not to question the validity of their wife’s new career path as a social media influencer as long as she’s busy and not bothering him.

That prosper dad

by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023

dad

something a black man doesn't have

my dad ran away when i was born

by fat muffin October 7, 2019

Dad

An object that doesn't exist.

What is a dad?

by Amendez1940 November 9, 2022

Dad g

A fucking drip legend who once seen is recognised as a drip Legendé

Person 1: bro man i need hel...
Person 2: bro bro bro dont worry Dad g has it covered.

by 1TrueKingOfDublin December 11, 2020

Dad

Something I dont have.

Oh wow you dont have a dad? Sucks.

by The wet floor sign January 14, 2020

Dad

Someone who truly is at the milk store(i dont even know if thats a thing lamof)

Son; Dad?
Dad; Yes?
Son; you really went for milk?
Dad; Yes, what else would i have gotten?
Son, you have been gone for 10 years
Dad; Really? dame time goes by fast

by CumSlayer February 23, 2022

Dads Fringe

Often used in phrases to descibe a intoxicated state, resulting from the consumption drugs and alcohol.

Josephine: mann i feel like going out tonight , possibly getting bonged off my dads fringe?

Lauren: Yeah man lets get totally bonged !

Georgia: Im thinking of taking some drugs so i will completely loose my dads fringe !

Alyssa: I might even get bonged off my mums fringe

Fran: Yeah my dads fringe is going to end up on my filtrum , gunna be so bonged !

by Bingibongooooooo October 27, 2010