Texas

The best state in America in my opinion

Everything's bigger in Texas

by ToxicVulture12 December 23, 2024

texas retirement

This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.

Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.

by realrepublican1 December 25, 2024

Texas Tornado

This is a type of shit that results in the porcelain bowl being painted immediately with shit from the onset of the shit. Also leaving the affected person to use enough toilet paper to consider the after affects a disaster area.

Sorry about the bathroom . I just had a Texas Tornado in there, shouldn’t have ate that spicy Thai food yesterday

by Ianfleming December 28, 2024

Texas Ring Pop

When a man takes a mouth full of pop rocks and spits them into a woman's anus. He then inserts his penis for the popping sensation

My neighbor accepted my gift of a Texas ring pop

by Opossum of Texas January 3, 2025

Texas Wahoo Twister

The act of grabbing onto a ceiling fan to spin around on top of that thang while doing it, specifically while on a waterbed.

“The fuzz(femboy huzz) got a lil quirky and gave me a Texas Wahoo Twister”

by daddyboy January 4, 2025

Texas Rattlesnake

Taking a curly dump in a urinal. The poo must curl back on itself to resemble a coil in one solid piece.

The special Ed kid keeps leaving us Texas Rattlesnakes in the bathroom. Nobody knows when he's doing it, but I think he's makin em at night.

by Quad45 January 14, 2025

Texas tampon

When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.

I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.

by Teenypetey January 19, 2025