midget socks

10- foreskins is how many it takes to make a pair of midget socks

She was munching midget socks when her mom walked in on us Holy shit!

by Dr. Wigginjammer The third February 12, 2024

Cum sock

Depending on how recent it is it could be a Dry but flexible sock or a damp sock in your laundry basket often fapped into cause he saw his sister's titties.

Found by brothers cum sock

by Shigarakiscumsock December 3, 2020

Buddy Socks

also "sock buddies," these are socks used for self gratification, often turning serial masturbators into serial launderers.

Mom said she isn't going to wash my clothes anymore because 90% of my hamper is filled with buddy socks.

by expo nation March 4, 2024

Tube sock

When partially withdrawing as far as your helmet from doggy position the Labium minus is inverted to form a sheath resembling a rubber steering boot, a toilet plunger or a section of tube sock.

It appears only an asian or latino is tight enough to give me a tube sock....

by Niceone January 27, 2019

nino's socks

romantically mismatched

-hey, did you sarah and Sarah are dating now?
-oh no, that's so cool! and they both have the same name! they must be so compatible

-unfortunately no. they are like nino's socks! it's like apples and chameleons.

-isn't it apples and oranges?
-yes but that just proves how incredibly incompatible they are.

by bean69! December 26, 2023

Sock through the pant leg

Something so outta pocket you could pull your sock up through your pant leg

Friend 1: thaw reason she’s such a bitch is because she hasn’t had dick in a while

Friend 2: thats soo sock through the pant leg

Friend 3: preesh

by anonymous December 11, 2021

Vigilante Sock Puppet

A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.

Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.

by Seth Coker April 22, 2023