poop snaps 

another way of saying fuck.

Girl 1: did you do the homework?
Girl 2: Poop snaps i forgot

poop snaps by blahblahblahpoop October 15, 2009

poop ring 

The brown ring you get upon your finger after inserting into one's anus.

Dude I got the sweetest poop ring yesterday from Olivia.

poop ring by DickFarts May 5, 2011

poop cannon

The rectum.

My poop cannon is loaded and ready to fire. Where is the nearest bathroom?

poop cannon by sleipnir13 November 18, 2012

poop up a storm 

The act of pooping a insane inhuman-like amount.

Guy 1- Hey bro, last night I was so full I could poop up a storm!

Guy 2- Really dude? I feel bad for you.

poop up a storm by Hunter1213 February 18, 2017

Poop Balloon 

When you shit and splatter everywhere, but the wipe is completely clean. As if the diarrhea fell in a water balloon which exploded on contact in the bowl.

Dude, I filled the punch bowl, splashed it on the rim and seat, but nothing on the paper!

Damn man, you dropped a poop balloon!

Poop Balloon by murphy_dog March 27, 2019

poop a loop 

to poop, especially in case of severe urgency

Out of my way, I have to poop a loop!!!

poop a loop by Rockoff January 4, 2008

poop stick 

1. A person who sucks just a little bit.
2. An expletive.
3. A log shaped piece of poop.

You little poop stick

poop stick by slasher March 26, 2003