March 28

The date of birth of a person who is fun to be around but hates stick glue

Person a: wow i love people born on march 28 but their relationships with stick glue seem complicated

Person b: yeah man totally

by ihads3xwithurmom November 22, 2021

March 10th

National ask a person with an A in they’re name out day❤️

Person B: so like…wanna go out?
Person A: YES OFC ITS MARCH 10th

by Literallyalegend💋 March 8, 2025

March 4th

the day the hottest people on the planet are born they just dont know it.

hey dude whens your birthday?
march 4th why?
ofc that's why your so hot

by HeartsForDawko March 8, 2023

Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020

10th of March

the day he lost his v card

“dude, i lost it on the 10th of March”

by nehelol March 20, 2024

March 23rd

The day My Chemical Romance broke up until their 2019 reunion.
Saddest day in emo history.

I said March 23rd to the emo kid and he tried to kill me

by bobedoesthings March 11, 2021

March 16

National Hug and Love Day! Screw Valentine's Day. On this day, people must hug their crushes and besties. And if you don't have any, hug yourself byotch. Love your beautiful ass. But for those slayyers that do, hug that special person(s) and whisper into their ear, "I love you" or whatever the hell you want. But, it has to be nice even though I know some of ya'll bitches can't say nice things, hype your girls or boys up or your non-binaries up on this day. We all need it. Also people that are born on this day are freaking baddies and good-looking asf. They usually have a mole under their eye and a pretty smile.

"Gurl, you better hug M! Like rn, it's freaking March 16 make out or something!!"

by 2482dghfg4 March 5, 2022