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I'm cumming

Something bad is about to happen, real bad
David: I'M CUMMING! Ashley: FUCK
by Felix? It's me Acker March 22, 2021
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I'm not leaving

You need to pay. I'm not just going to walk away and pretend nothing happened. Even if you are. You people are shit.
Hym "I'm not leaving and I'm not walking away empty handed. If you don't come forward, I will MAKE you pay and if you weren't smug, half-retarded filthy we would already be done. I'm not going. There are not conditions I need to meet from me to get what I want out of this that aren't completely artificial, SOOO... I'm not doing it. I'm going to shut these pieces of shit up, one way or another, and you get to pick the way in which it happens. Fuck you. Your kids are shit. Fuck them in the face."
by Hym Iam September 17, 2025
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Fuck this shit, I'm out

a popular meme that entails one seeing something so mind-numbingly weird that they have no choice but to call it quits and move out of the vicinity, for the sake of their sanity that is already bursting at the seams
by hell-ena February 22, 2023
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I'm on my days

Shorter phrase to say someone is on their period.
Sophia: I'm on my days, my stomach hurts really bad
by yourmomishotash September 10, 2023
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I'm like Poncio Pilates

On the bible there is a passagein Mattew that tells a episode from the Judgement of jesus Christ :
Pilate Washes his Hands
23“Why?” asked Pilate. “What has He done wrong?” But they shouted all the louder, “Crucify Him!” 24When Pilate saw that he was accomplishing nothing, but that instead a riot was breaking out, he took water and washed his hands before the crowd. “I am innocent of this man’s blood, he said. “You shall bear the responsibility.” 25All the people answered, “His blood be on us and on our children!”…
So, in another words as well as pilatos did an said we can see by the context that he was with tied hands ,we can use the name of him to explain that we are with Tied hands too so ,instead of sayin' " i can't do that ",i'm with tied hands "or i'm unable this moment ",we can use another form of sayin' : 'I'm like Poncio pilates ". it is good for those that understand the bible .
by Reliance roy January 13, 2017
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I'm Right

When your statement is an opinion,and my statement is a fact
when i say you are cute and you say you aren't but I'm Right and you are not
by Hevanisrightneptuneisnot October 19, 2021
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I'm smelling poo

When you hear something and you know somethings not right - something "fishy" Instead, you say I'm smelling poo
I hear that Bradford claimed on a birth certificate that a boy was his, but the kid looks nothing like him and blood type is different. I'm smelling poo. I think his wife Shirley put him up to signing a fraudulent birth certificate to hide the real fathers identity out of spite for the true father
by poida August 12, 2021
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