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soft fart

A fart which comes out the anus which has no sound,like a blow of air from your ass (Generally Smelly)
John: Oh man i just left a soft fart
Peter: *faints*
by TheKingIsHere234 June 8, 2016
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top fart

A fart that has so much air it goes up your butt crack and escapes through the top of your pants
I must have ate too much cabbage today because I have been top farting all day.
by Gimme12steps March 31, 2017
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Heart Fart

a temporary period of disconnecting from the thoughts and ideas of the mind, allowing the feelings of the heart to spill forth during communication, without filter or measure.
I really want to let you know how I truly feel, so allow me to Heart Fart for a few minutes.
by PHW111 August 4, 2017
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fart potluck

Filling a small enclosed area with a mixture of the consisting parties intestinal gases
Phil: Hey Dan, it smell rank in here.

Dan: yea man, I farted.

Phil: lol so did I

Dan: yea bro it's a Fart Potluck
by The alley boys December 12, 2013
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Fart can

Any exhaust system 'upgrade' that makes your car sound like you fuel it up at a hole-in-the-wall Mexican food joint. Revving your engine will now sound like you pissed-off a bumble bee.
Real Car Guy 1: I hear a pissed-off bumble bee. I'm allergic to bees!

Real Car Guy 2: Don't worry. It's just some nut job ricer with a fart can.
by roadrnr78 August 10, 2017
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Fart Thirty

At any camp or sleepover involving junior high boys, the time after "lights out" to begin making farting noises, real or imitated.
The youth director is asleep - it's fart thirty!

(sleepy camper) What time is it?
(friend rips one)
(sleepy camper) Oh. It must be fart thirty! (responding in kind)
by bob beeflips November 16, 2011
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bullet fart

Guy one: "Oh shit! Is someone shooting a machine gun?!?"

Guy two: "No, that's just Quan setting off some bullet farts."
by Fngrfkr April 25, 2014
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