by Funni monke February 19, 2021
Get the Death note episode 13mug. When your gf gets mad at you during the seggsy time and decides to chop off your cock, cook it and consume it, stripping you of the power to ever use your seggsy time jutsu again.
Friend 1: "yo, why were you in the hospital for the past few days?"
Friend 2: "oh ye, funny story, my Neanderthal of a gf pulled a 3rd Hokage on me and preformed the Reaper death seal jutsu on my cock, so now I won't be able to use any seggsy time jutsu unless I choose to posses the body of somebody else!"
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING MOTHERLY FU-"
Friend 2: "oh ye, funny story, my Neanderthal of a gf pulled a 3rd Hokage on me and preformed the Reaper death seal jutsu on my cock, so now I won't be able to use any seggsy time jutsu unless I choose to posses the body of somebody else!"
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING MOTHERLY FU-"
by naruto_dictionary January 29, 2021
Get the Reaper death seal jutsumug. A person, generally a nerd, who only plays video games for a useless series of numbers to represent your overall combat efficenty. They will usually pressure themselves when their K/D ratio goes down by 0,01. Witch is just nothing. They don't play to have fun, they don't play to win. They play to kill. That number is their obsession. Literally. Sad, I know
In Call of Duty, this ''Ratio'' is an overall distraction to exploiting the fun out of a game and only playing to make themselves feel good and brag about a measly 3-digit number. This number also expires every 365 days or so, since they'll come up with another game for the whore to play on.
Sometimes, sadly, in extreme cases, these whores will actually go into making a giant quantum physics problem madness to see when their 3-digit number will go up. By 0,01
In Call of Duty, this ''Ratio'' is an overall distraction to exploiting the fun out of a game and only playing to make themselves feel good and brag about a measly 3-digit number. This number also expires every 365 days or so, since they'll come up with another game for the whore to play on.
Sometimes, sadly, in extreme cases, these whores will actually go into making a giant quantum physics problem madness to see when their 3-digit number will go up. By 0,01
Player 1: Hey, you mad bro? your raging all over the place and you got like 64 kills and 20 deaths!
Kill/Death Ratio Whore: GODDAMNIT!!!1 IF I KEEP THIS UP MY RATIO'LL GO DOWN AND MAH CLAN WON'T WANT FROM ME ANYMORE!!1!!
Kill/Death Ratio Whore: GODDAMNIT!!!1 IF I KEEP THIS UP MY RATIO'LL GO DOWN AND MAH CLAN WON'T WANT FROM ME ANYMORE!!1!!
by The Dolly LLama September 11, 2011
Get the Kill/Death Ratio Whoremug. - Hey, did you Jacob guy? Apprently, he was jewish!
- That explains he was such an asshole about everything, damn it, I wish I caught it earlier! Let's call the right wing death squad.
- That explains he was such an asshole about everything, damn it, I wish I caught it earlier! Let's call the right wing death squad.
by Redic Officer July 7, 2022
Get the Right wing death squadmug. When micheal Jackson died and the news channel would give up a live alien vid for how many times micheal Jackson wore a hat (useless things about him)
by Xbix222 November 27, 2010
Get the Micheal Jackson death periodmug. Five Finger Death Punch, abbreviated 5FDP or FFDP, is a Hardcore Metal band, or Metalcore, from CA. Vocalist Ivan Moody from Denver, and Zoltan Bathory and Jason Hook deliver the technical guitar, and Matt Snell on bass and drummer Jeremy Spencer. They formed in 2005 touring with bands like Korn, Trivium, Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Disturbed. Their first album The Way of The Fist was a hit, getting them tons of airplay with their single The Bleeding, and their addtional singles Never Enough and Stranger Than Fiction. They have amassed a huge fan base and are one of the fastest growing bands today.
by Squiz March 20, 2009
Get the Five Finger Death Punchmug. Pop rock for angsty middle school suburbian kids and soccer moms, much like Disturbed and Slipknot before them, as well as their contemporaries Avenged Sevenfold. About as metal as Justin Beiber. 1/1000000th as metal as BABYMETAL.
by I'm So Cratic September 16, 2018
Get the Five Finger Death Punchmug.