bananas dipped in chocolate

When an Asian puts it in the wrong hole.

Example of person:

Donnie

Example of context:
Girl: "THAT'S THE WRONG HOLE!"
Asian Boy: "BANANAS DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE!"

by CheechAZ September 5, 2009

Chocolate Soft Serve

A guy sits underneath a chicks asshole as she is about to let out a slimy shit like a soft serve dispenser. You pull her arm down as she shits like its dispensing ice cream into your mouth. She then gets a spoon and eats it out of your mouth.

Hey honey want desert?

Yeah I'm thinking Chocolate Soft Serve.

Sweet me too.

by xXSwaglord6969Xx October 28, 2014

Idaho chocolate soup

when someone sticks their nose in their partner's asshole as they are farting and defecating, it results in the smeller puking on that dirty asshole and then starting to lick it.

person 1 : Jack's asshole was so dirty after the Idaho chocolate soup
person 2 : you need therapy

by dirtier-than-ur-mom December 15, 2022

Socks Vs Chocolate

Two Homies From The Hood Laughing About Some Guy Who Sells Socks And A Guy Who Looks Like Chocolate. This Is For William And Christian

William : "SOCKS!"
Christian : "Chocolate!"
Random Guy : "What The Hell Is Socks Vs Chocolate?!"

by Beau From The Vans Store February 10, 2023

chocolate moose pie

when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time

Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie

Man 2: You sick fuck.

by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019

Chocolate lolly pop

when there's shit all over ur knob when u pull out after anal sex

"was ridin this wee girl anally and when i pulled out i realised she hadnt douched and i had a fuckin chocolate lolly pop"

by argh1238714 May 28, 2009

chocolate hail storm

Shitting on something or someone.

The landscaper told me I have an armadillo problem digging up holes in my yard. He recommended peeing on the holes to drive them away. I took it a step farther and gave them a Chocolate Hail Storm!

by Hootie79 August 16, 2018