american dream 

To females, the American Dream is the house with the white fence, the kids, the dogs, and the whole shebang.

To males, the American Dream is having a cool $20mil in the bank; allowing him any kind of lifestyle that he craves.

Did you know that Tess married a rich brain surgeon? They live right on the beach in Malibu, and you got to see the blue eyes of her newborn boy. They are living the American dream.

american dream by movazi March 30, 2020

American Mudslide 

When one has diarrhea and shits on the back of a person's neck allowing it to flow down their back

While turned around Harvey pulled down his pants and gave berto an American Mudslide .

American Mudslide by My Mama said May 11, 2020

American Hypocrisy 

Noun

A noun used to describe that special brand of hypocrisy that is oh-so American.

"There's this very specifically American brand of hypocrisy that I think is quite interesting.

The same people that are fanatical about religion, and think it belongs in politics love the constitution, despite that being unconstitutional.

The same people that spout off their second ammendment rights do not see a problem with the government infringing upon it.

The same people who think they are so free accept that they spend most of their lives in offices or factories just to be able to scrape by financially whilst somebody richer than them profits from their work.

The same people who are perfectly fine with trying young black boys as adults don't think anyone that young could possibly be seen as an adult in any other case, especially when voting or even just having valid opinions."

"Freedom for all except the blacks, the queers, the heathens, the sluts, the Arabs, and the disabled."

WHOOOH!!! 'MURICA THE BEST!! PRAISE THE LORD!!!"

"What's wrong with them?"

"Oh, nothing, just their American Hypocrisy."

American Hypocrisy by BIG_MANGO August 20, 2020

American Rub 

When fill up a gun with cum and shoot it at someone while beating the meat
oh shit

So I gave myself an american rub

American Rub by IhaveHIV October 30, 2020

American pie 

A relatively obscure sex act that combines a creampie with a David Foster Wallace reference. The man ejaculates inside his partner (the creampie) while yelling "'Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!" This is a reference to the David Foster Wallace short story Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, and its meaning can be as obscurely ironic as the partners decide. The American pie combines irony, patriotism, and sex in a heady mix that's not suitable for everyone.

Q: Are you and Charlie doing anything special for the Fourth of July?
A: Probably go to the parade, watch some fireworks, and finish the evening off just the two of us, doing an American pie.

American pie by JubilationTCornpone January 28, 2021

American Roulette 

The act of placing explosive mats/carpets or mines around your home at random and forgetting where they are placed, thus creating the chance of blowing yourself up, when navigating your house.

"Hey man, that's a nice carpet you've got."
"Thanks man! I wouldn't step on it though"
"Why?"
"I've set up the house for American Roulette."

American Roulette by Dee._ January 30, 2021

American Dream 

You can't spell American Dream without spelling Eric Andre

I love American Dream Show

American Dream by Jeffro Honeydew March 8, 2021