Max

A charming guy who seems nice at first, but don’t let that fool you. He is actually the most manipulative piece of shit you’ll ever meet. He pretends to be perfect in front of people but in the shadows, he’s a creepy possessive bastard who will continue to claw his way back into your life. Avoid at all costs!

Bro, Max won't stop bothering me!

by The ink demon June 3, 2019

Max

A creature of the simulation that just spawns

Bruh max where the fuck did you come from.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Doom Maxing

The act of holding back thoughts of doom in ones mind until the very end of the day, finally letting it all out, sometimes unable to sleep.

The wife is not too happy with me, i have been Doom Maxing a lot lately and haven't been getting much sleep.

by fro99er July 15, 2024

Max is great

Max is the best human alive. Nobody is greater than him.

Max is great and the best

by ME 2000 September 10, 2018

Max

A dickhead who will never get a pussy

fam, ur such a fucking max

by yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr June 14, 2021

Max Stilp

Max's of the Stilp variety usually are distiguished by there huge, pubey heads

Oi Max Stilp ya big pubey mess!!

by wheeeyyyyyyy January 18, 2017

max

you can't imitate love, no matter how bad you want to, you can't leave without hurting someone, and you can't stay without getting attached, just, stop being scared, and be happy.

"max wont ever be over you, but he wont ever stay friend with you either"

by pandypandora December 7, 2021