Banterous cunt

A person who is skilled in the art of banter. Often someone who offer's questionable chat and is of the ginger variety

Toby: Ravaged this chick from Dunnerz in the weekend bro
Eddie: Your right hand doesn't count Toby
Toby: Fuck you're a banterous cunt Eddie

by JoeyFastFingers November 1, 2013

jungle cunt

Someone who has a lot of hair down their and is a cunt

my ex is a jungle cunt

by The Word Of God November 30, 2013

cunt privileges

A women, usually a feminist getting what they want for no other reason then having a swinging pair of tits and two pieces of roast beef between their legs

Rick: He doesn't have cunt privileges morty, he can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's.

by The unknovvn July 19, 2016

cunt gobbling

the act of viciously devouring one's vagina.

"Man, there was some hardcore cunt gobbling going on between those two lesbos."

by AJ Starkey June 19, 2008

Cunt Dumpling

Chunks of yeast in a women's vagina when they have a yeast infection.

Hey bro, I went down on Lindsay last night and she had some major cunt dumplings. Soo nasty!

by missmurder213445 July 8, 2011

cunt judy

a horrible decrepit old wench that meddles in your personal life

Don't get involved with that cunt judy, she'll put a spell on you man!

by Patme December 12, 2008

Cunt Stage

After those who are generally cunts by nature become very drunk, (esp. from gin) and get very loud and aggressive towards all.

'Lads! Fraz is in cunt stage again!!'
'Fraz was in cunt stage and got pissed on!!'

by the tramp and co October 15, 2007