Ben Decker

The guy who thinks he's cool because he works at a "private' golf course but all he does is clean golf carts. He has trouble waking up in the morning, and he is always hungry. Short-tempered, snores in his sleep and occasionally drools, hates drugs, alcohol, cheating, peach rings, and strawberries, thicc af, looks Asian without glasses, takes pictures of buildings because they look cool . Likes his rice how he likes his women: brown. Music taste is literally everything but country music. Plays League of Legends like the nerd he is (his favorite champion is Thresh), thrives off of puns and anti jokes, and he never wears sleeves. Overall he's boyfriend material, he's supportive, loving, funny, sweetest guy you will ever meet, social butterfly, buys you food, and gives his girlfriend all of the love in the world.

Becky used to think that my tail was big, but now she's smashing Ben Decker.
Ben Decker is a hoe.

by faglord3000 August 7, 2017

Bug ben

A challenge in im a celeb 2k19 srry kate

Kate time to do bug ben

by Boiwuthischool December 5, 2019

Ben parks

Loves ducks, most say he is the duck king if the world end just know it was him and his ducks

hey that guy ben parks

yea i'm scared of the ducks thoe

by jack sparrow fish February 16, 2022

Ben

A Ben is the essence of a god. A Ben can not be challenged in any field of combat or in any field of academic study as he will surpass you in every way. A Ben will grow to be older than any other human not of the same name. A Ben is the best lover a woman or man could ask for as, as soon as they put it in you, you will orgasm thousands of times a second . A Ben does not care what you are they will accept you for you.

He’s a Ben don’t try him

by The one true ben November 13, 2022

Ben

absolute unit in the bed and gives everyone STDs and has a monster dick

Hannah: Ben annihilated my asshole in the bed last night but gave me HIV
Ava: he fucked me to but gave me 3 STDs

by the one who pegs February 11, 2024

Ben

Ben is fat

Hey look it’s Ben! He’s fat

by Ohmanwheresmysandwich December 14, 2021

Ben

Ben is a person who will be a great friend, but it you do anything he will hate you forever and treat you badly. But if you treat him right he will be a wonderful person. He is cute, funny, and can be outgoing. He is a great boyfriend, but he can also be a player. when you first meet him he will be shy but when he warms up to you he is a different person. He has brown hair and hazel eyes. so be carful and try to keep you ben if you get one.

girl1: OMG is that Ben
girl2: Yeah he is kind of cute
girl1: I am going to ask him out

girl2: Ok just be carful I hear he is a cheater

by User6978 August 29, 2021