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Tom Segura Phenomenon

The indescribable requirement to masturbate when on an airplane.
After seeing the overweight woman munch a foot long French baguette while over the Atlantic Ocean, the man was overcome by the Tom Segura phenomenon.

The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.
by Mattkaveli October 3, 2022
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Tom Holland

Bob: hey wanna go to the movies

Me: only if it’s Tom Holland I wanna see his thick ass

Bob: I uh gtg talk later

Me: shut up ranga
by P3AKFR3AK July 28, 2019
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Tom

Tom is a person who's is a proper dafty and let's hes bird take the micky out of him
Tom needs to get rid of hes bird
by anonymous September 8, 2020
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sticky tom

A person that is fapping ALL THE TIME, and will go afk while playing video games (rather suspiciously) for at least 20 minutes.
Omfg, xXBubbleGumXx is afk again. He's such a sticky tom.
by shiegolas April 30, 2015
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tom nook hamburger

"tom nook hamburger" Is a discord group chat (I know very loser) consisting of the following 5 members: Sherlyne, Griffin, Ava, and last but certainly not least the coolest one of all, Lio. This group chat mainly focuses on topics regarding music specifically K-Pop. The 3 out of the 5 like K-pop: Ava, Ani, and Lio. Although the other two may not have similar interests, they all still try to make sure nobody is left out. I must say they are an excellent group chat. The group first started when Lio and Griffin met on a Roblox experience called "Survive Lovely Peaches in Area 51." Then a few days later the duo turned into a trio after they met Ava. They all got along pretty well. After 2 years of the existence of the group chat Lio was friends with Ani and all 3 of them agreed to add her. They have been thriving since and continue to be absolute losers on the internet.
"TOM NOOK HAMBURGER IS SO COOL AND BUSSIN AND SKIBIDI"
by Poopy2357 August 17, 2024
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Tom

What an twatbaghole! Loves himself more than anyone ever could, and no one could because he’s vile, boring, shit stirring, violent, manipulative thug!
“Oh hi Tom” “um who are you to talk to me I’m god (apparently)”
by Rmorgen February 5, 2024
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Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee

A.k.a., "Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers" (named after da sounds made by score-cards and rolling dice). A Jewish fraternal duo whose weekly call-in radio-show featured uproarious verbal exchanges with people wanting advice on how to better their play of da classic cards-and-dice game.
"Well, you've done it again --- you've wasted a perfectly good hour listening to us, Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers, otherwise known as Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee. Please take care, we'll see you here again next week, and remember --- don't roll like my brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
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