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donkey-orifice

What Bob Ebeling's superior told him not to be when he reported that the Space Shuttle Challenger had unsafe rocket-boosters.
I'd rather be called a donkey-orifice a million times than not speak out against a design-flaw that would likely cost the lives of seven astronauts.
by QuacksO March 5, 2019
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swamp donkey

A savagely obese female , lowest of the lows , someone you have to say your drunk friend from sleeping with
Bro that bitch is a swamp donkey run while you still can !
by Euro Clips April 30, 2016
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Donkey boxing

the worst thing you can do for nickels (as seen in the cartoon series "Back at the Barnyard")
Rodney: I had to take part in Donkey boxing to make ends meet
by Thesmartaspie December 3, 2024
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..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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donkey bonnet

A nice way of calling someone an asshat. someone who is up to stupid.
"Damn, Jill do hear all that dumb, Jake was talking? He was being a real donkey bonnet."
by starnermy January 3, 2023
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Bog the Donkey

To penetrate your lover in the poop shoot for the purposes of riding the Cadbury canal.
Go easy on the kebabs my live. Time to run on up to the bedroom there Camilla. I'm in the mood to bog the donkey.
by Deathbystereo667 November 5, 2023
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Swamp Donkey

A not so rare breed of female that is chunky, stinks, and has loose gaped out pussy lips that hangs like sleeve of wizard.
Damn vato did you see that snapchat from the party last weekend? That girl esmeralda is a straight swamp donkey, she had 10 dudes filling her up and she was loving it!!
by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021
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