dick money

Money that is ascertained through any situation that involved the use of a man's penis.

bro 1: yo, it's fall break, you comin' out tonight?
bro 2: nah man, I'm hella broke.
bro 1: prostitution appears to be the quickest solution, sir. You have 5 hours to be at the bar. Go!
bro 2: 'Bout to get that dick money!

by hoffmaja October 11, 2011

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big money

A large financial institution that has billions to trillions in capital. These are your market movers, i.e big banks, hedge funds, mutual funds.

SND: "The swiss franc will never drop below 1.2 EUR"
Innocent trader: "WoHoo, I'm going to put 70:1 on this trade"
Big money: "these innocent traders are 70:1 long...I'm going to do the big short"
*CRASHH!!*
innocent trader: "my life is over.. now I have to sell my house..."

by countchokcula April 28, 2021

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any money

Do anything for money or let people or someone do something to you for money.

Did you buy that car through using any money.

Asked Mike Isaac.

by Mike Isaac Konso May 21, 2022

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Shaq Money

When a married athlete pays his side women money to keep quiet about the affair.

She's livin large on all that Shaq Money.

Kobe should have paid that bitch the Shaq Money so he wouldn't have went to court.

by wallywest517 August 29, 2008

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Ice Cream Money

A humorous remark on being wasteful and costing money that was meant for ice cream. Now no one gets ice cream.
A loss made by frivolousness, wastefulness, carelessness.

The framing crew boss yelled at his workers for using too many nails than needed, costing him money buying more nails. "Hey! You're spending my ice cream money!" They say this, yet the framing crew never sees any ice cream.

by matt000111 February 18, 2024

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