Curtain sex

Curtain sex is when you come home and you see a penis sticking out from between the curtains. Instead of calling the police like a normal person, you flick it, suck it, then insert yourself on it.

Eva: Oh my god I had the best curtain sex yesterday!
Bob: Weren't you afraid?
Eva: No! *breaks down crying*

by DjFarmor January 26, 2019

Sex, now

When you want sex now

John: Sex, now!!!!!
Jessica: ok babe

by Boner boy June 27, 2020

baseball sex

When your partner or mate pulls down your due-rag over your eyes and beats the shit out of you

Lloyd why do you have bruises, Benny and I had Baseball Sex last night.

by big s67 August 24, 2019

Bruh sex

When you have sex and you scream "bruh" at the top of you lungs right when you climax

Joe and Mama had bruh sex last night, i woke up at 3 am to the sound of someone screaming bruh from Joe and Mamas room

by Bruh sex October 3, 2019

sex cane

A cane you need to use to walk after a great night with Darius ("wrong hole")

Man by the time he was don't I needed my sex cane more than ever

by Vigilanti June 30, 2017

PayDay sex

When wife/Girlfriend grants you sex for "doing good"

I cleaned up the garage yesterday Carol gave me "PayDay sex" :)
Ellen was so busy studying lately she found need to give me "PayDay sex" so to clear her conscience
Pay} day sexdoinggood

by fonty November 2, 2013

no sex day

No sex day- usually celebrated on the 3rd of october, everybody participating refrains from any sexual activity until midnight 3rd of October

Hey Jenny, you realise its no sex day today right?

by Goggler201926 October 2, 2019