crod muffin

When a girl sits on a fat boys face

Thandi crod muffined Lewis

by Beast1111 May 11, 2017

Muffining

Pressing two peoples cheeks together by the dimple of your mouth and cheek. You are suppose to be holding for a long period of time while breathing and not talking.

Spencer I cannot wait to give you a muffin with you come over.

We are muffining!!

by HonestlyIdontknowwhyidothis January 8, 2021

Muffin

Here's the BadBoyHalo definition

Definition: Replacement for bad words of any calling mainly for the A-word

"Omg Skeppy, You are such a muffin-head"

by GenerationsOfWhat May 10, 2024

willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).

“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!

by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023

Muffin

An offensive word to call somebody who is being a jerk.
(Pronounced “Maffin”)

Quit being such a muffin!

by MrMeøw July 21, 2018

mr. muffins

Mr. Muffins is a cute and funny nickname for your partners genitals.

I wanna go down on Mr. Muffinstonight

by Johnmccarthy November 7, 2017

bus muffin

"Bus muffin" is a term commonly used, when on publice transport, to describe someone who you quite like the look of and therefore, will do your best to sit in the seat next to them. Even if there are plenty of other seats available.

"The bus I took yesterday was full of bus muffin, man! I didn't know where to sit so I just hovered over each one until I got off or they hit me! You should have been there, man!"

"Hayley thinks Chris F. is a bus muffin. That's just not right..."

by cavefish April 20, 2009