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Muffin

An adorable person
They do be wholesome and loveable

They always help when you need help
They say they aren't adorable but in reality are a wholesome little bean
They are a Muffin head
'Alex is such an adorable little muffin head'
by jayne/jason bean November 26, 2020
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muffin

A muffin is just an ugly cupcake.=
Alli:I ate a muffin. i love muffins
Jake:A muffin is just an ugly cupcake, but we love them anyways!
by shut up stalker March 2, 2008
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Muffin

Yeah, Muffin is pansexual
by Bakersboi January 20, 2024
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muffin lafluer

A phrase describing a rather large, clumsy bearded homo. Who has an affinity for Beamers, Ky jelly and banana hammocks.
That dude who just bought me a PBR was a total Muffin Lafluer, what a chode.
by HK McGruber January 19, 2011
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Flubber Muffin

The roll of fat just above a heavy woman's genital region.
Marcya has one of the largest flubber muffins I have ever seen!
by Tyrsyxen October 14, 2011
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Muffin Stop

From the Latin "Stoppus Mufforum" meaning "Stop of Muffins"

A mythical location rumoured to be situated at the top of Black Park. It is only accessible when in possession of a muffin (preferably bought at the corner shop.)

It is thought the name originated around 100 B.C when Roman soldiers used to take captured women there for a touch of "forced muff-diving," however since rape has become a more serious crime, nowadays it tends only to be frequented by youths looking for the ideal place to munch down a good ol' muffin.
Dude, I don't think I'm ready for Muffin Stop..
No one's ever really ready for Muffin Stop
(Paranoid Park)
by MuffinMuncher June 23, 2009
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Muffin

used in place of "fuck"

can be used for anything really
T: this tequila is narsty!!
M: this Morgan is so Muffining good!!!

M: muffin you douche bag!!
T: whaa?
M: i have no cluee
by pimpcracker June 10, 2010
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