S.T.A.L.K.E.R

Very good ukranian game

"Oi, Dimitri, i think i played too much S.T.A.L.K.E.R yesterday"

S.T.A.L.K.E.R by Chocox11 February 7, 2018

Don't f**k with cats 

A Netflix documentary on Luka Magnotta's awful crimes. Generally meant in the sense of just don't be an idiot and abuse animals.

A: "Some idiot posted a video of killing kittens online. The internet hunted him down."
B: "Tss, deserved. Don't f**k with cats."

Don't f**k with cats by don't kys u're hot December 18, 2021

awkward k 

when texting or talking to someone online and they drop the "k" bomb. naturally, this short and insensitive 'k' is a conversation ender/killer/self destructor. it should be avoided at all costs if you remotely care about the person you are talking to.

however, when trying to be a bitch or an asshole, the awkward k is a perfectly acceptable means of communicating your cuntiness.

"hey im gonna go watch drop dead gorgeous. ill be over in 15 minutes. is that cool?"

"k" (awkward k)

awkward k by $brumoney$ April 27, 2010

idk k

a quick and fun way to say your not sure, or dont know

pronounced- i dunno' k,

hey john, did you see that new movie with jean-claude van damn? idk k

idk k by billyp01 March 5, 2009

special k walk

when you get so fucked up on ketamine that you dont know where you are, dont remember how to use your limbs, and talk constantly about priests abusing small children. the special k walk is a short stutter which ends up in either people hysterically laughing or you realizing that you are sprawled out in the middle of a tennessee field and dont know how the fuck you got there.

B "Holy fuck, Tim is tripping hard on special k"
D "Yeah hes fucked up"
C "Tim, do the special k walk for us"
T "JIGGA"

special k walk by HARDMB June 17, 2010

Captain K 

A young Adventurer who led an Infantry Company of Afghan National Army soldiers on over 300 combat and humanitarian missions in Eastern Afghanistan between July 2004 and July 2005. His journey was recorded in the book "Captain K's Afghanistan Adventure".

Man, that guy is so tough and brave, he's like the real Captain k!

Captain K by Razor6 January 25, 2011

j fucking k 

Something Ariana Grande once said in a tweet from September 27, 2018, in which she was retweeting herself.

Ariana Grande: “everything will be okay”
Ariana Grande: “j fucking k”

j fucking k by shedoesntgohere January 13, 2021