walrus cunt

A.a woman who has been fucked so many times her vagina is "as big as a walrus"

B.a woman who will only take in a man of "walrus size"

C.a very nasty derogatory term for a woman who is fat, ugly, bitchy, or slutty

D.the literal term for a walrus's vagina

A.Dave-Yo, Jessica's a walrus cunt
Jim-What?
Dave-She's a slut, you retard!

B.Jessica-Dave, you may be my first, but 4 inches is not going to cut it.
Dave-Damn walrus cunt!

C.Jessica-Look at walrus cunt Sally over there eating her cupcakes!
Susan-Hey! That's not nice!

D.Jim-yo Dave! At the zoo today, while it was asleep i saw some walrus cunt!
Dave-fucking perv!

by Bob "the fizzle" Freddy January 1, 2009

cunt stab

Archetypal description of penetrative sex.

Lady at a bar: Hi...
Jamie: Fancy a cunt stab?

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

Hyper Cunt

A person who goes out of their way to be cunt, or is deliberatly bitchy for no real reason.

God, that hyper cunt just hit a cat, for no reason.

Dude you shit on that guys porch? Why?

Dude, he has it coming, eighty year old bastard.

Wow dude, you are a hyper cunt.

by Martin Swift August 19, 2008

cunt and onion

A term that can be used to replace any profanity in a cheerful yet meaningful manner, it is mostly appropriate when a profanity must be shouted. It is also often used when everything is going against you but you simply don't give a shit and is in this case expressed in the song; 'cunt and onion, cunt and onion, tra la la la la'

playing FIFA and someone scores against you:

'oh cunt and onion!'

or

Your life's going to shit, the wife has left and you lost your job

'cunt and onion, cunt and onion, tra la la la la'

by cuntandonionfc November 20, 2013

Chin Cunt

A man whose estrogen levels are higher in comparison to a normal male causing the formation of a vagina shap between the upper neck and chin.

Man was that Sukies breathe or did he forget to douche his chin cunt.

by Evraj November 11, 2015

cunt rupture

when you fuck a girl so hard her vagina exploded and everyone comes flowing out on top of you. said to feel better for the woman than an orgasm.

yo i was hittin' that bitch last night and i made her cunt rupture. shit was messy af.

by John Yang July 12, 2017

cunt pudge

The fatty area surrounding the lips of a fat womans vagina

Ahh that fatass had cunt pudge

by Rob Taylor February 1, 2004