Christian Laettner
Christian Laettner by TayYay March 9, 2025
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Christian
A person who typically likes to work with their hands, and not in a good way. These types of people prefer to use hands while performing a blowjob and tend to jerk off more frequently.
Christian by tripherthenstripher March 28, 2025
Christian Illiterate
This is a person who is openly Christian, but inherently knows absolutely nothing about the religion whatsoever. This person is not willing to learn or accept new opinions. Another authentic behavioral trait of the Christian Illiterate is the close-mindedness and bigotry. Additionally, the Christian Illiterate will not acknowledge any wrongdoing of the Church, as this is in conflict of their (utopian) view of religion.
He is such a Christian Illiterate - he doesn't know the Bible is just blabber and not a factual book.
Christian Illiterate by Simikando April 24, 2025
Christian
A hateful asshole who think they're superior to literally anyone else on this entire planet because of their mental illness, aka their religion. They can also get offended by literally anything, such as a little boy playing with a doll or a little girl playing soccer
Example 1:
Christian person: **yapping about Jesus in a conversation that has nothing to do with that**
Non-Christian person: is it possible to have a normal conversation with you? Oh who am i kidding? The answer is obviously no!
Example 2:
LGBTphobic Christian: your disgusting community stole the rainbow from us!
Gay man: didn't you guys steal the plus symbol from math?
Example 3:
Christian spammer: Hi guys, i came to spread the gospel, blah blah blah
Casual Youtuber: not again... I'm so tired of getting these comments
Example 4:
Young boy: **pointing at a Barbie in a store shelf** i want this one!
Mom: sure sweetie!
Christian Karen: hey, you shouldn't be getting that for your son! Do you want him to go to hell?
Mom: hell isn't real, miss. Cmon son, let's go pay for your new doll
Example 5:
Young girl: hey mom, can i play soccer with my friends from school at the park today?
Christian mom: no, because that's for boys only! If a girl does boy stuff, she goes to hell! You don't want that, do you?
Young girl:
Example 6 (final example):
Doctor: congrats ma'am, your baby is intersex! What would you like to name them?
Christian mom: NO! I refuse to name that demon! God only made man and woman!
Doctor: Fine, i'll take your baby in and raise them myself!
Christian mom: good! Get that vile abomination away from me!
Christian person: **yapping about Jesus in a conversation that has nothing to do with that**
Non-Christian person: is it possible to have a normal conversation with you? Oh who am i kidding? The answer is obviously no!
Example 2:
LGBTphobic Christian: your disgusting community stole the rainbow from us!
Gay man: didn't you guys steal the plus symbol from math?
Example 3:
Christian spammer: Hi guys, i came to spread the gospel, blah blah blah
Casual Youtuber: not again... I'm so tired of getting these comments
Example 4:
Young boy: **pointing at a Barbie in a store shelf** i want this one!
Mom: sure sweetie!
Christian Karen: hey, you shouldn't be getting that for your son! Do you want him to go to hell?
Mom: hell isn't real, miss. Cmon son, let's go pay for your new doll
Example 5:
Young girl: hey mom, can i play soccer with my friends from school at the park today?
Christian mom: no, because that's for boys only! If a girl does boy stuff, she goes to hell! You don't want that, do you?
Young girl:
Example 6 (final example):
Doctor: congrats ma'am, your baby is intersex! What would you like to name them?
Christian mom: NO! I refuse to name that demon! God only made man and woman!
Doctor: Fine, i'll take your baby in and raise them myself!
Christian mom: good! Get that vile abomination away from me!
Christian by CupcakkeFanboyLolololololol May 11, 2025
Christian
The most amazing man you will ever meet
He has changed lives in so many ways and you’ll be forever grateful for it, this man will be your best friend until you both die.
He’s also the best boyfriend and will treat you with kindness and respect throught out the whole relationship, with a Christian you’ll be together till you grow old.
Best cuddler and kisser out there, he gives the most passionate and loving hugs you will ever get.
He has changed lives in so many ways and you’ll be forever grateful for it, this man will be your best friend until you both die.
He’s also the best boyfriend and will treat you with kindness and respect throught out the whole relationship, with a Christian you’ll be together till you grow old.
Best cuddler and kisser out there, he gives the most passionate and loving hugs you will ever get.
ExC1: Christian is so nice to me! He’s the best friend in the world!
ExC2: I would die for this man, I love you Christian.
ExC2: I would die for this man, I love you Christian.
Christian by Gigigigiiiiiwiwiwiwiii May 20, 2025
Christian
A stupid fuck and a dumbass that jerks his shit until he can’t stop.Always try’s to fuck his own sister with a small ass dick.
Christian
Apparently to Jordan Peterson it's either "someone who believes things without evidence" or "Someone who has been deceived deliberately through mass cooperation"
Hym "No I'm not a Christian because Christianity is a Jewish incest cult coopted by the gentiles and installed as the predominant religion by Augustus Caesar (Who was raised by the Catholic Church) after Julius Caesar was assassinated (Like for the sole purpose of installing Agustus Caesar and installing Christianity as the predominant religion) and then Rome collapsed. They want to be God. And what GOD DOES... Is force people to do an incest cult. That's what God does so that what they do. But I'm not a Christian. Christians are human filth who lie and make shit up to make people live firmly within the confines of their delusions. And the Jews are all for it because they can use the Christians to protect themselves (Even when they do genocide and while they fund terrorists like ISIS which is weird because I thought it was super important to get rid of all the terrorists and here they are funding the terrorists! And using stolen AI to commit genocide!). They could do the tennets of the incest cult I the absolute if they wanted. But they don't! They just lie and steal your identity if YOU don't do the incest cult."