crack waxer

there are people who believe that they are so special that their shit does not smell. They are so obsessed with their self image in cocktail bars, fancy restaurants, places to be seen. They can't see how artificial they are. To stop their shit sticking they wax the crack of their ass

you are a person found hiding behind designer labels and insecurity, transparent, self important, selfish people who believe they are above anyone else. Go wax your ass, you crack waxer

ignorant, snob, self, self, self

by cider army February 8, 2008

crack heading

giving all your attention to an outside source of entertainment. Also the act of prolonging virginity, because you aint gettin laid

John: yo wanna grab a slice at ray's

Mike: nah man i'm crack heading halo maybe tuesday I'll be done

John: bro its friday

by cock-a-sauraus November 6, 2007

cracks co

group of guys aged from 14 - 26 who all hang together and make friends with a group of LDB's so that they can take advantage of them.

the guys think they're mega awesome,they have a handshake and even a symbol when taking photos

"we're so cracks co man"

by ds723 March 23, 2009

-crack

Suffix replacing last syllable of a word to indicate addictive qualities. Popularized by evercrack and warcrack.

Danii: Want to party with me tonight?
Jacques: Can't, playing Ever-crack.

by null_device December 18, 2008

crack bracket

like tax bracket, the level of a crack head, a very low level.

"She looked like she was in the crack bracket."

by $DANNY_DOLLAR$ October 18, 2008

cracked fact

A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.

Cracked fact - A sandwich started WW2

by Captain Conundrum February 9, 2014

crack stain

Someone who donates plasma for money.

Man I feel like a crack stain every time I come in this plasma ceanter!

by crack stain July 3, 2014