Swamp Donkey

Man with very large sized hands.

Look at that incredible specimen of a man, he's such a swamp donkey.

by Ajbonham January 22, 2018

Swamp donkey

A ratchet girl/woman who generally lives around Huntsville AL, that gives herself in trade for multiple things but usually illegal drugs. She is usually known for her scandalous ways and lack of morals. Unclean and looking unfortunate. Going from one guy to the next. Doing whatever for whatever.

Yesterday I saw a swamp donkey at papa David's house.

by BAMAbaby May 27, 2019

..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 9, 2024

Donkey car

When a bunch of circus Mexicans pack theirselves into a tiny car!

Them niggas just pulled a donkey car!

by Boombang! May 10, 2014

Donkey Grip

That Puss that has the grip of a tight ass (Donkey/Ass)

I have the most tightest, fattest, meatiest, donkey Grip, icky sticky coochie in the entire world.

by The Yehudanater April 4, 2022

National Donkey Day

8 May 2024 - National Donkey Day. A day to celebrate a white donkey at Sondela Nature Reserve. Might be he's birth day or something. I just work here.

"Did you know it's National Donkey Day?"
"What is National Donkey Day?" "A Sondela thing."

by Rae. Potgieter May 8, 2024

Golden Donkey

The opposite of aa catfish. Better than their profile led to believe. Ass of gold.

The guy I matches with on Tinder was a total golden donkey.

by Stumpy & Friends March 4, 2023